i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
This is the high leading the old right now
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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