Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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