with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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