you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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