What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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