She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
