Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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