You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
