What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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