oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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