I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
