We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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