i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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