Banned from zoo.
Again?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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