I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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