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I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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