Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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