Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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