he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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