it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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