Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
