took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
try to milk me bitch
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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