I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just pee around me
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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