I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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