I puked a lego.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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