some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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