You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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