the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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