I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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