drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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