help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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