dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
