there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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