Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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