thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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