if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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