..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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