Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize
