So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I didn't notice because vodka
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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