my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this will be a night to untag.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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