Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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