I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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