Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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