I can tuck mytits in my pants
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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