we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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