Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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