I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Sorry about my life...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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