Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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