all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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