I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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