Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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