Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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