yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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